After over 10 years of faithful Jeep ownership, The Bong has finally jumped ship.
I am now the proud owner of a 2002 Expedition XLT Sport, "The Imperial Cruiser".




Yeah, gas sucks. But, it's sooo much easier to pull my trailer now.
It's kind of nice to drive a "real" vehicle again. I still have to get use to all these modern convienences, like: power windows, power locks, an alarm, air conditioning, 6-pack CD changer, being able to carry people AND stuff, being able to stop at stores on the way home from work and not have my laptop stolen (Jeep was convertable).

Nice,
BTW why is my name on the back window?

I forgot to mention I got a new ride too. A SRT-4. I backed off from the Gas Guzzler, don't worry though I didn't retire the Durango.

Another thing, what do you mean tow the trailer? Who needs a trailer when you have that beast?

Thanks.

Actually, it says "Stowe", as in Vermont. Cruddy camera-phone...

SRT-4, cool. But, I know how you drive, you ain't savin' any gas!

Hmmm. Yeah, I could fit the SRT-4 back there.