Getting caught up

1) The River (Album Version) - Live
Adult Contemporary
**
Stevie Ray says "I remember the good old days when Live rocked. When did they turn into the Bare Naked Ladies?"

2) Who Says You Can't Go Home (Radio Edit) - Bon Jovi
Adult Contemporary
***
Stevie Ray says "This song is too happy reminds my of That Thing You Do, by the Wonders, ahh yeah that was a great movie + 1 star. "

3) Rush - Aly & AJ
Pop
***
Stevie Ray says "Catchy Pop song in the Ashlee Simpson mold. Except the singer was lip syncing the right words to the right song "

4) Sorry (Radio Edit)- Madonna
Dance - Mainstream
****
Stevie Ray says "I've been saying it for years, Madonna is my generations Britney, except, she didn't let herself go, and she puts out.......I mean she puts out good music. Like this track. Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it!"
This is the Stevie Ray Hit Pick

5) Love (Radio Edit) - Keyshia Cole
Urban - Slow R&B
*
Stevie Ray says "I wish I didn't have to listen to this"

6) Control Myself (Radio) - LL Cool J feat. J-Lo
Urban - Hip Hop
****
Stevie Ray says "A colloboration that doesn't suck. LL went back to the formula that gave him one of his biggest hits (doin' it) with a catchy beat and rhymes, and smooth female vocals. I'll give it some props."
This track is the Stevie Ray Hit Pick Too!

7) Just Came Here To Chill (Radio) - Isley Brothers
Urban - Slow R&B
****
Stevie Ray says "The Isley's are stll alive? I want the young people to listen to this, and learn where R&B's roots are."

8) Ridin' (Radio Edit) - Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone
Urban - Hip Hop
****
Stevie Ray says "I had fun trying to count all the words that end in n' "

9) Conceited - (There's Something About Remy) (Clean) - Remy Ma
Urban - Hip Hop
***
Stevie Ray says "I liked when this track started, but it got annoying fast, so I consider it an average song. On the plus side they give you lot's of extra beats to mix with."

10) I Still Miss Someone - ******a McBride with Dolly Parton
Country - Slow
***
Stevie Ray says "Average Country track that will get radio airplay on country stations. I don't see it going far though"

11) Size Matters (Someday) - Joe Nichols
Country
***
Stevie Ray says "Don't worry about the title Bill, it's not what you think, you have no reason to feel embarrassed"

12) On Again Tonight - Trent Wilmon
Country
**
Stevie Ray says "Yawn"

13) Crooked Teeth (Album Version) - Death Cab For Cutie
Rock - Alternative
*
Stevie Ray says "I don't want to waste my time doing reviews anymore, if I ever have to listen to cr@p like this again. Lord, please either make the next track better or let me get hit by a bus while sitting here at my desk writing this review."

14) I Want To Be Loved (Album Version) Bon Jovi
Rock
*
Stevie Ray says "I love Bon Jovi, so I can forgive them for wasting the last 3 minutes and 46 seconds of my life."

15) The Fallen (Radio Edit) - Franz Ferdinand
Rock
*
Stevie Ray says "When it started I was like finally one good rock song, but god this was probably one of the worst weeks in Rock & Roll history!"

16) Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights
Rock - Alternative
***
Stevie Ray says "Tollerable, but still not great, and not enough to bail out the rest of this weeks rock section."

17) Dance, Dance (Tommie Sunshine's Radio Edit) - Fall Out Boy
Dance - Mainstream
*
Stevie Ray says "God, this has to be rock sux week. What happens when you take a good rock song, and add a great intro to the beginning......Then totally f the rest of the song up? You get 1 star!"

18) SupaStar (Quentin Harris Vocal Mix) - Floetry
Dance
**
Stevie Ray says "OK Intro, (sound like Missing from Everything But The Girl) Vocals mediocre, Lost interes quickly"

19) I Need You To Love Me - BarlowGirl
Christian
**
Stevie Ray says "Slow song with great spiritual meaning, but unfortunately, not great musical and vocal talent"
20) We Are One Tonight - Switchfoot
Christian
***
Stevie Ray says "This is probably the best rock song this week."

Stevie Ray is now jamming a screw driver into his ear drums, trying to remove the garbage he had to listen to this week.

1) The River (Album Version) - Live
Adult Contemporary
**
Stevie Ray says "I remember the good old days when Live rocked. When did they turn into the Bare Naked Ladies?"
***
Billabong says "Only 1 more star because I'm a Live fan."

2) Who Says You Can't Go Home (Radio Edit) - Bon Jovi
Adult Contemporary
***
Stevie Ray says "This song is too happy reminds my of That Thing You Do, by the Wonders, ahh yeah that was a great movie + 1 star. "

Billabong says "I remember the good old day when Bon Jovi rocked..."

3) Rush - Aly & AJ
Pop
***
Stevie Ray says "Catchy Pop song in the Ashlee Simpson mold. Except the singer was lip syncing the right words to the right song "

Billabong says "Hey! I'm supposed to be the funny one! Should get good airplay. As long as they make a ***y video."

4) Sorry (Radio Edit)- Madonna
Dance - Mainstream
****
Stevie Ray says "I've been saying it for years, Madonna is my generations Britney, except, she didn't let herself go, and she puts out.......I mean she puts out good music. Like this track. Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it!"
This is the Stevie Ray Hit Pick

Billabong says "I got into an accident while dancing to this song in my car. Good track!"

5) Love (Radio Edit) - Keyshia Cole
Urban - Slow R&B
*
Stevie Ray says "I wish I didn't have to listen to this"

(NO STARS!)
Billabong say "I'm putting out a single next week. It's me s****ing a fork across a chalkboard for 3 minutes, 51 seconds. This song is what happens when you hire a deaf producer."
This is Billabong's Bomb of the Week

6) Control Myself (Radio) - LL Cool J feat. J-Lo
Urban - Hip Hop
****
Stevie Ray says "A colloboration that doesn't suck. LL went back to the formula that gave him one of his biggest hits (doin' it) with a catchy beat and rhymes, and smooth female vocals. I'll give it some props."
This track is the Stevie Ray Hit Pick Too!

Billabong says "Yeah LL! Thank you for saving me from the wretched song before. Just, what's up with the ending?"

7) Just Came Here To Chill (Radio) - Isley Brothers
Urban - Slow R&B
****
Stevie Ray says "The Isley's are stll alive? I want the young people to listen to this, and learn where R&B's roots are."

Billabong says "Aww yeah...Billabong's gonna get his freak on tonight!"

8) Ridin' (Radio Edit) - Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone
Urban - Hip Hop
****
Stevie Ray says "I had fun trying to count all the words that end in n' "

***
Billabong says "Go to the car wash. They won't catch you ridin' dirty then. Not a fan of the speed rap."

9) Conceited - (There's Something About Remy) (Clean) - Remy Ma
Urban - Hip Hop
***
Stevie Ray says "I liked when this track started, but it got annoying fast, so I consider it an average song. On the plus side they give you lot's of extra beats to mix with."

**
Billabong says "There's definitely something about Remy. What it is, I have no idea."

10) I Still Miss Someone - Ma-rtina McBride with Dolly Parton
Country - Slow
***
Stevie Ray says "Average Country track that will get radio airplay on country stations. I don't see it going far though"

**
Billabong says "Isn't she the lady with huge...tracks of land? Nothing special here."

11) Size Matters (Someday) - Joe Nichols
Country
***
Stevie Ray says "Don't worry about the title Bill, it's not what you think, you have no reason to feel embarrassed."

Billabong says "Hey, you're the one with the impressive Yang! Toe-taping beat. I like this one. You should too.

12) On Again Tonight - Trent Wilmon
Country
**
Stevie Ray says "Yawn"
*
Billabong says "Slow this song down...nope, a little more...no, more...It's stopped? Good."

13) Crooked Teeth (Album Version) - Death Cab For Cutie
Rock - Alternative
*
Stevie Ray says "I don't want to waste my time doing reviews anymore, if I ever have to listen to cr@p like this again. Lord, please either make the next track better or let me get hit by a bus while sitting here at my desk writing this review."
***
Billabong says "I'll admit, it hasn't been a great week. But it's not my fault your not hip and trendy, and can't appreciate the subtle nuances of DCC."

14) I Want To Be Loved (Album Version) Bon Jovi
Rock
*
Stevie Ray says "I love Bon Jovi, so I can forgive them for wasting the last 3 minutes and 46 seconds of my life."
**
Billabong says "I guess Jon's running out of money. Not their most powerful song. An extra star because I used to have a denim jacket."

15) The Fallen (Radio Edit) - Franz Ferdinand
Rock
*
Stevie Ray says "When it started I was like finally one good rock song, but god this was probably one of the worst weeks in Rock & Roll history!"

Billabong says "Ouch. Franz, this is not the song to release if you want to attract or keep fans."

16) Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights
Rock - Alternative
***
Stevie Ray says "Tollerable, but still not great, and not enough to bail out the rest of this weeks rock section."

Billabong says "A tastey morsel on an otherwise rotten apple. Head boppin' good."

17) Dance, Dance (Tommie Sunshine's Radio Edit) - Fall Out Boy
Dance - Mainstream
*
Stevie Ray says "God, this has to be rock sux week. What happens when you take a good rock song, and add a great intro to the beginning......Then totally f the rest of the song up? You get 1 star!"
***
Billabong says "It wasn't terrible. I'm a sucker for the reverse-echo vocal effect. And it reminds me of the Eurythmics. Could have been longer."

18) SupaStar (Quentin Harris Vocal Mix) - Floetry
Dance
**
Stevie Ray says "OK Intro, (sound like Missing from Everything But The Girl) Vocals mediocre, Lost interest quickly."

Billabong says "Yeah, the intro was good. And the outro. Otherwise, meeh."

19) I Need You To Love Me - BarlowGirl
Christian
**
Stevie Ray says "Slow song with great spiritual meaning, but unfortunately, not great musical and vocal talent"

Billabong says "Reminds me of Indigo Girls, without the alternative lifestyle."

20) We Are One Tonight - Switchfoot
Christian
***
Stevie Ray says "This is probably the best rock song this week."

Billabong says "That's really not a great honor."

Billabong scoops up StevieRay's brains off the floor and puts them into a Tupperware

quote:

Originally posted by Billabong:
[qb] (NO STARS!)
Billabong say "I'm putting out a single next week. It's me s****ing a fork across a chalkboard for 3 minutes, 51 seconds. This song is what happens when you hire a deaf producer."
This is Billabong's Bomb of the Week
[/qb]

Actually it looks like you gave it 4 stars...lol